7 plants you can't kill — guaranteed harvest in year one

The "green thumb" is a myth. There are only harder plants and easier plants. Here's my list of the absolutely robust — beginner-friendly, guaranteed harvest in year one.

The 7

1. Radish — 25 days seed to harvest. Sow, water once, harvest. Works March through September.

2. Zucchini — 1 plant gives 5-10 kg of fruit. Hard to break. Thirsty in summer, otherwise doesn't care.

3. Cut-and-come-again lettuce — pick leaves, it regrows. If it bolts, cut and re-sow. Forgiving of beginner mistakes.

4. Kohlrabi — 60-80 days growth, then harvest a bulb. Frost-tolerant, good raw.

5. Chives — perennial, plant once, in the bed forever. Survives dry summers.

6. Chard — one plant produces leaves May through November. Frost-resistant. Tastes like spinach, looks spectacular.

7. Pole bean — direct-sow in May, harvest from July. Fixes nitrogen in the soil. Grows 2 m tall with a simple trellis.

What they have in common

All 7 are:

• Direct-sow: straight into the bed, no propagation needed
• Pest-tolerant: no insect netting mandatory
• Forgiving: 1 day of drought or 1 day of overwatering won't kill them
• Visibly fast: you see growth in 1-2 weeks, which keeps you motivated

What to skip in year one

In your first beginner year, avoid:

• Tomatoes from seed (complex, pricking out, growing on). Buy seedlings if you must.
• Aubergine, pepper: too heat-loving, often disappointing in temperate climates
• Broccoli, cauliflower: cabbage-white-prone, netting mandatory
• Berry shrubs: multi-year investment, slow (see berry-shrub article)

My mini-plan: beginner raised bed 100×100 cm

• 1 row radishes (front, fastest harvest)
• 1 row cut-and-come-again lettuce (next)
• 1 row chard (back, grows tall)
• 1 zucchini (corner, lots of space)
• 1 chives clump (corner, perennial)
• 1 row kohlrabi (middle)
• 2-3 pole beans with trellis (back edge)

You'll harvest something every week from May to October. Guaranteed.

In our plant library you'll find each variety. Pick them in the planner and Stachi builds a working annual plan automatically.

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Green thumbs come with practice. Year 1 = safe repertoire = success moments. Save tomatoes and aubergines for year 2 or 3.

🦔 Stachi